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Faffing Facebook parody art print poster — faffing – social media office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

OMG, Kirsty’s 2 year old son just did a poo in his potty, and did you know James just ran 5k – again? Good for them.

I really should be completing my business plan for our new product venture but I… Just… Can’t… Stop… Looking… At… Facebook…

Step away from the blue app, tear yourself from the deluge of useless noise and go be productive. Complete a chapter of your novel, close a deal, put your software in beta, photograph the dawn, call your accountant and demand better tax management – just stop faffing and wasting your time. Live in the real world with real people.

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

standing desk uk discounts — faffing – social media office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

OMG, Kirsty’s 2 year old son just did a poo in his potty, and did you know James just ran 5k – again? Good for them.

I really should be completing my business plan for our new product venture but I… Just… Can’t… Stop… Looking… At… Facebook…

Step away from the blue app, tear yourself from the deluge of useless noise and go be productive. Complete a chapter of your novel, close a deal, put your software in beta, photograph the dawn, call your accountant and demand better tax management – just stop faffing and wasting your time. Live in the real world with real people.

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

Instaspam Instagram parody art print poster — instaspam – instagram parody office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

You spent ages getting the lighting right, framed your composition perfectly, even bought in some props to give your shot that extra zing. Then come the filters, should I choose Ludwig or Perpetua…. or just slap X-Pro on it like all my other shots?

Then I have to write the perfect description, use the precisely correct number of hastags to make sure my friends see it. Wait a minute? Are they following me?

You know what, I’ll just see what the people I follow are posting…. Selfie, selfie, selfie, sunset, puppy, selfie, puppy, advert, advert, advert, selfie, kitten, kitten, advert, selfie advert…

It’s all just…. Spam.

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

standing desk uk discounts — instaspam – instagram parody office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

You spent ages getting the lighting right, framed your composition perfectly, even bought in some props to give your shot that extra zing. Then come the filters, should I choose Ludwig or Perpetua…. or just slap X-Pro on it like all my other shots?

Then I have to write the perfect description, use the precisely correct number of hastags to make sure my friends see it. Wait a minute? Are they following me?

You know what, I’ll just see what the people I follow are posting…. Selfie, selfie, selfie, sunset, puppy, selfie, puppy, advert, advert, advert, selfie, kitten, kitten, advert, selfie advert…

It’s all just…. Spam.

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

Timewaster Twitter parody art print poster — timewaster – twitter parody office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

To tweet or not to tweet, that should be the question…

Have you ever got that almost cold sweat feeling at 4.58pm on a Wednesday realising that you have been on Twitter pretty much all day? You can justify it to yourself as essential social media marketing all you like, but deep down you know it was productivity time straight out of the window.

We love Twitter. Sometimes a bit too much. It has its place as a marketing tool and we’ve even sold a few of these awesome artworks through it, but it is all too easy to lose yourself in it and find valuable minutes/hours/days gone in a flash.

Treat this print as a your very own Twitter Limitation Device, making sure that your work day doesn’t go the way of the bird…

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

standing desk uk discounts — timewaster – twitter parody office art print
£35.00 – £65.00

Illustrated, limited edition design art print – ideal gift for the home office.

To tweet or not to tweet, that should be the question…

Have you ever got that almost cold sweat feeling at 4.58pm on a Wednesday realising that you have been on Twitter pretty much all day? You can justify it to yourself as essential social media marketing all you like, but deep down you know it was productivity time straight out of the window.

We love Twitter. Sometimes a bit too much. It has its place as a marketing tool and we’ve even sold a few of these awesome artworks through it, but it is all too easy to lose yourself in it and find valuable minutes/hours/days gone in a flash.

Treat this print as a your very own Twitter Limitation Device, making sure that your work day doesn’t go the way of the bird…

Available in two sizes framed or unframed:

A3: 29.7 x 42cm
A2: 42 x 59.4cm

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